Matthew Broderick Falls off Sarah Jessica Parker
Oh wait. My bad. It wasn’t his wife, it was actually a different horse. According to IDontLikeYouInThatWay Matthew Broderick was just discharged from an Ireland hospital with a broken collar bone due to a horse riding accident.
I’m not sure on exactly all the details, but I’m sure it went something like this…
Matthew Broderick was minding his own business, trotting around on his horse when all of a sudden, from the bushes, Sarah Jessica Parker pops out. After seeing her face, the horse gets spooked, then thrashes around violently tossing Matthew Broderick from its back. Parker then proceeds to walk over to where Matthew is laying and starts bitching him out for showing the horse more attention than her.
I don’t know about you, but I think Sarah Jessica Parker could win a John Kerry look-a-like contest hands down.
