The Top 11 Guy Movies of All Time Suck
Usually when I see these types of lists on the internet I wind up completely disappointed by how awful the list ends up being. Fortunately for me (and you) I found a website, that still doesn’t have great lists, but they are decent and somewhat funny in the process. I randomly came upon this list of the Top Eleven Guy Movies of all time and Why They Secretly Suck and immediately thought they were all going to be Arnold/Sly movies. Personally I think that would be a little funnier, but the list for the most part is good. Also, have fun with some of the other lists. It is definitely a website that you can blow about twenty minutes on.






I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that I own 10 of the 11 movies on the list. And I’m not a guy. I’m wondering what the heck that says about me.
When did “Blade” and “Donnie Darko” become classics? There are so many things wrong with that list that I can’t tell if they’re trying to be satirical and failing miserably or trying to be “edgy” by writing about problems with popular movies.
Dude, the the movie version of The Shining is infinitely better than Stephen King’s piece of junk. Donnie Darko is a cult movie, not a classic and Blade has pretty much been forgotten in most circles.
The Shining… THE SHINING? This is madnesss! Also the Searchers? Unforgivable. Just unforgivable!
This is SPARTA!!!